i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
don’t take advice from miley cyrus
she jumped off a plane off lax
with a dream? and a cardigan??
Miley did you think about bringing some underwear or deodorant??
I am getting fucking kissed under the fucking mistletoe this year if it fucking kills me
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.